The files

Post by **LadySaturn** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 12:58 am

THE FILES

As the the Detective sits down to his morning cup of coffee, he opens up a file, one that contains the where abouts of two muses. Lady Saturn's and Preston's. He starts to read...

August 21, 2,003: They steal a beer truck and head to the borders of Mexico, where they meet a man named Paco who flies them to New York City.

August 22, 2,003: While in New York, they trashed several clubs. Meet a few guys, tied them up to some hotel beds and stole their wallets. Only to later spend the money on some cigars and booze.

August 23, 2,003: Flew to Boston, where Lady Saturn's muse desperately try to locate King Jupiter, but no luck. So they left.

August 24, 2,003: Went to Chicago and got arrested for flipping off a couple of cops, only to break out of jail two hours later. Afterwards, they hung out with a couple of thugs from the Siclian mafia, where they went to do a couple of shoot outs.

August 25, 2,003: Went to Washington D.C. and egged and T.P'd the white house. Spray painting on the front of the white house. "Bushes are meant to be burned."

August 26, 2,003: Went to Vegas, trashed a few casinos, met a couple of chip-n-dale dancers, after that they just up and disappeared...

The Detective closes the file and shakes his head. He now has to go out and question the muses owners. Lady Saturn and Preston...

A few light years later, (that's space term for hours), the Detective is standing before Lady Saturn, as she sits on her throne in the main room of her kingdom on saturn.

"You don't mind if I ask you a few questions do you Miss. Saturn?" The Detective asked, taking out his notepad and pen from his jacket pocket.

"No officer, ask away."

"When did you see your Muse last?"

"The night of August 20, she said she had to go out to the store to pick up some cigars and jack daniels. Fifteen minutes later, I found out she took my car and my credit cards."

"Did you think Preston's Muse went along with her willing?"

"Of course."

"And finally, do you know where Preston is?" The Detective asked.

"Whatever do you mean?" Lady Saturn answered, with an eyebrow raised.

"Well, I've tried to get a hold of him, but he seems to be missing and he hasn't returned any of my calls."

"Uh.. no I don't where he is." Lady Saturn tries to act innocent.

Suddenly a pounding noise could be heard from the basement.

"What is that?" The Detective asked.

"Billy Jo Bob is just taking care of a few mice." Lady Saturn lied.

"I see. Well, if you find out anything please be sure to get a hold of me."

"Will do."

After the Detective leaves, Lady Saturn stands at the top steps of the basement yelling down to Billy Jo Bob.

"Either shut him up or we'll have to move him to the tool shed."

To be continued....

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Post by **thief of dreams** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 3:42 am

Friend_forever · Post by **Friend_forever** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 4:30 am

Continue the story... now you've got me all intrigued... and I dont know how it ends...

Post by **LadySaturn** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:05 pm

Lord I forgot all about this.. heh heh heh Don't have time to work on it now.. working on PF 7.. And right now it seems as though I have a staff of peeps helping me out with this, muses, angels, god, and a few other peeps.. I also have the studio on my butt about PF 7.. so I gotta work on it like there's no tommorow.. Also sketches of a westies 3 is being drawn up..

preston · Post by **preston** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:42 am

LadySaturn wrote:August 21, 2,003: They steal a beer truck and head to the borders of Mexico, where they meet a man named Paco who flies them to New York City.

What really happened ...

Lady Saturn stops by my house one saturday and asks me if i want to go on a trip with her to El Paso.
"What's with the beer truck ?" I ask.
"I'm doing a favor for a friend who broke his coccyx."

Well, how could I refuse an offer like that ?

She takes a wrong turn at San Antonio and we end up heading south instead of west.
At this point I start to get suspicious.

"Aren't we supposed to be headed for El Paso ?" I ask.

Did I say El Paso ... ? I meant Laredo. You know those Mexican border towns, they all sound alike."

Just after sundown we can see the lights of Laredo on the horizon.
Lady Saturn pulls off of the asphalt onto an unpaved dirt road heading off into the desert.

"What are you doing ?" I ask.

"Shortcut."

I'm already pissed because I couldn't get her to make a pit stop anywhere on the trip down ...
You're a big boy ... you can hold it"
... and this bone-jarring shortcut isn't helping my mood any.

"This isn't doing my coccyx any good."

"You're a riot." she tells me. "I'm glad I brought you along."

After about another 10 minutes we come up on a U-Haul on the side on the road with a couple of swarthy looking dudes packing AK-47's. LadySaturn tells me
"Stay in the cab while I go check this out."

She chats with these guys for a few minutes, then they hand her something which she tosses into the cab of the U-Haul and then comes back and tells me,
"Change of plans."

We switch vehicles with the guys, turn the U-Haul around and head back to the main road.
"What's in the briefcase ?"

"Don't ask."

On the way back to the main road I can here a bunch of banging and shouting coming from the back.

"What the hell you got back there ?"

"Don't ask."

We get to Oklahoma City about 5 AM the next morning, drop the U-Haul off at a Cantina with a bunch of swarthy looking dudes hanging out in the parking lot. They toss her the keys to a Harley chopper.

"How'd you like to go to New York City ?"

"Do I have a choice ?"

She slaps me on the back and tells me "You're a riot. I'm glad I brought you along."

I get on the back of the Harley and she hands me the briefcase.
"Hang on to that."

At the American Airlines ticket counter the attendant tells her "All we have available is one First Class and one Coach."

Lady Saturn tells her "I'll take the First Class. My friend here is paying."

To be continued....

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Post by **LadySaturn** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 11:19 am

Either I was pissed drunk or Spade was posing as me again, cause I don't remember that trip..

preston · Post by **preston** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:14 pm

Maybe it was me who was pd ... ?

Post by **LadySaturn** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:30 pm

Then how do we know what really went on.. I mean if we were both piss drunk.. whoa..

preston · Post by **preston** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:42 am

Well, I do remember having something between my legs that made a lot of noise.

Post by **LadySaturn** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:14 am

oh you cheeky devil do behave..

preston · Post by **preston** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:33 am

should i continue or should we just let it drop ?

Gillian · Post by **Gillian** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:46 am

Amongst other things, I collect unintentional puns.

preston · Post by **preston** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 3:05 pm

we'd love to see your collection

Post by **LadySaturn** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 3:47 pm

preston wrote:should i continue or should we just let it drop ?

Go ahead continue.. I'll let ya write on to the story if ya want.. I'm busy busting my balls working on poetry familia seven amongst other things, so I hardly have time to work on this.. Actually hmm.. I wonder.. na..

preston · Post by **preston** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:41 am

LadySaturn wrote:Go ahead continue.. I hardly have time to work on this..

I thought you liked it when I did all the work and you could just lie there and enjoy yourself

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