My Next Life
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- nekot
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My Next Life
I don't know who wrote this, but I agree!!!
My Next Life
I want to live my next life backwards!
You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.
Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.
When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work.
So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.
As you get even younger, you become a kid again.
You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.
In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap.
Until finally... You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case .
- frozentears
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Re: My Next Life
interesting view on life, never thought about it that way
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy? -Einstein
- Duchess
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Re: My Next Life
thats awesome!
"Our minds create our realities based on our perceptions and how we view our world..." "In crazy mans world, everyone else is insane and he is the only sane one"
Both said by My Georgia Muse
I miss my baby...R.I.P Chyna
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I wish to live in a world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.
Both said by My Georgia Muse
I miss my baby...R.I.P Chyna
~*}i{*Duchess*}i{*~
I wish to live in a world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.
- Moushka
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Re: My Next Life
Wow it's amazing how it all fits.....
Stuck on Number 2. Learning to begin.
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