The Mom test
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The Mom test
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off
the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her
and I asked her not to do that.
"Why?" my daughter asked.
"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's
dirty, and probably has germs," I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked,
"Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart."
I was thinking quickly.
"All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or
they don't let you be a Mom."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information.
"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad."
''Exactly," I replied back with a big smile on my face.
the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her
and I asked her not to do that.
"Why?" my daughter asked.
"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's
dirty, and probably has germs," I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked,
"Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart."
I was thinking quickly.
"All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or
they don't let you be a Mom."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information.
"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad."
''Exactly," I replied back with a big smile on my face.
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Re: The Mom test
did you show this to your hubby?
man i can just picture the indignant exspression on his face!!!!!!!
you GOT to read this to your mom when you get a chance
if you havent already
shell probably pee her pants
very cute, very cute indeed
man i can just picture the indignant exspression on his face!!!!!!!
you GOT to read this to your mom when you get a chance
if you havent already
shell probably pee her pants
very cute, very cute indeed
/My first thought was, he lied in every word,
That hoary cripple, with malicious eye
....
......................................
...... And yet
Dauntless the slug-horn to my lips I set,
And blew. ``Childe Roland to the Dark Tower came.''
Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came
Robert Browning 1812-1889
That hoary cripple, with malicious eye
....
......................................
...... And yet
Dauntless the slug-horn to my lips I set,
And blew. ``Childe Roland to the Dark Tower came.''
Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came
Robert Browning 1812-1889
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An' it harm none, do what ye will. Blessed Be.
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Re: The Mom test
thats awesome! kids are great!
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Re: The Mom test
Stuck on Number 2. Learning to begin.
1.Believe 2.Belong 3.Become
1.Awareness 2.Acceptance 3.Action
1.Believe 2.Belong 3.Become
1.Awareness 2.Acceptance 3.Action
Re: The Mom test
kids are way too smart!!!
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IT'S DUSTY IN HERE, CLEAN MY PYRAMID!
The Nile is rising...now I've got MUD!!
IT'S DUSTY IN HERE, CLEAN MY PYRAMID!
The Nile is rising...now I've got MUD!!
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I........as a mom...................am not afraid of germs.......not cryticizing.....just stating a fact.........get it?????......cryptonite.....
Stuck on Number 2. Learning to begin.
1.Believe 2.Belong 3.Become
1.Awareness 2.Acceptance 3.Action
1.Believe 2.Belong 3.Become
1.Awareness 2.Acceptance 3.Action
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Re: The Mom test
cutee... I love it
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