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"True Friendship"

Post by nekot » Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:51 am

This has probably circulated to everyone's email...and...
Maybe I have sick humor... :lol:

"True Friendship"
(With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!)

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but
never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card - just the stone cold truth of our friendship.

1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask ?, Because you are my friend". Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

Send this to "all 10" of your friends, then get depressed because you can only think of four!!! (don't send it back to me...I don't want to hear it!!!) And remember....when life hands you Lemons, get some tequila and salt and call me.
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Re: "True Friendship"

Post by heinzs » Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:26 pm

I think there was a #10 to this: When you are in jail... I'll be the drunk standing next to you in the holding cell.
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Re: "True Friendship"

Post by nekot » Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:19 pm

heinzs wrote:I think there was a #10 to this: When you are in jail... I'll be the drunk standing next to you in the holding cell.
Sounds like a country song, a hit!!! :thewave: I can hear Johnny Cash now....

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Re: "True Friendship"

Post by Duchess » Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:22 pm

thats awesome! i love that!!! I'ma add pops #10 and send it to some people...lol
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Re: "True Friendship"

Post by Moushka » Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:38 pm

Lol lol lol.....I really need a #5 friend it sounds so good........Lol Heinzs' #10......I was right there in the beginning of March....kind of a personal giggle there..... :oops:
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Re: "True Friendship"

Post by bags123 » Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:28 pm

Sounds about right to me.
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