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Baghdad Boehner
"Immigration reform is absolutely not dead.
I triple guarantee it".
http://fusion.net/leadership/story/boeh ... ead-247322
I triple guarantee it".
http://fusion.net/leadership/story/boeh ... ead-247322
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Baghdad Boehner sounds like a great title for a poem.
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That would be right up ET's alley.nekot wrote:Baghdad Boehner sounds like a great title for a poem.
Dubya and Dick with a different kinda boner as they reign death and destruction down on Baghdad.
He could dedicate it to Terry - "Honestly, I don't care about a war with Syria." - and all the other good citizens of the New American Empire whose national pride was stirred while glued to their boob tubes watching Operation Shock and Awe as if it were some 4th of July fireworks celebration.
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Are you sure you can say that on the Pages. That sounds like a Bozo no no to me. I hope you know the line that comes next.
Take me back, so far back, adjust this fate. Afeared lately of pen, in abscence of light. The fear I might stumble upon a plagiarized soul. Wipe this dark slate clean, regain my thought. Add the words that rekindle my depth of soul.
From: Summers Discontent 7-24-02
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preston wrote:That would be right up ET's alley.nekot wrote:Baghdad Boehner sounds like a great title for a poem.
Baghdad Boehner
Is not a misnomer
For a increased
tumescent size
A Simpson named Homer
A Marine called Gomer
by comparison
are worldly and wise
He's a tea partier
like the Mad Hattier
his teacup
with whiskey inside
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Haha...that's good!
I imagine he and his siblings had trouble as kids with that last name.
I imagine he and his siblings had trouble as kids with that last name.
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Bombs away !
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I'm letting it slide, Mikey.. My god you can't believe the number of things Pops and I let slide from time to time... Good Lord, some of you should have already been locked up in the padded room. But nope we let it slide... Sometimes I feel like a parent.MJPease wrote:Are you sure you can say that on the Pages. That sounds like a Bozo no no to me. I hope you know the line that comes next.
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So when you said No Rules ...MJPease wrote:Are you sure you can say that on the Pages. That sounds like a Bozo no no to me.
that was like Obama saying if I liked my health insurance plan I could keep it.eh ?MJPease wrote:New rule for the discussion forum #1 No Rules
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Re: Baghdad Boehner
Hello Preston, My no rules was shot down vetoed by Queen Ladysaturn. That's why I made my comment on your Baghdad Boehner.
Take me back, so far back, adjust this fate. Afeared lately of pen, in abscence of light. The fear I might stumble upon a plagiarized soul. Wipe this dark slate clean, regain my thought. Add the words that rekindle my depth of soul.
From: Summers Discontent 7-24-02
Sincerely
Michael J Pease
From: Summers Discontent 7-24-02
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And I said I was letting the Texan slide on what he said... Again Mikey, like I explained there needs to be rules without rules there is chaos. Besides, Pops and I have let a lot of things slide.. A lot...
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Re: Baghdad Boehner
boner = blooper ... blunder ... boo-boo ... bungle ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw0YKg07Zz0
Just say the word and the boys will be right there
With rockets and missiles to lite up the night air
Isn't it fun to have God at your shoulder?
The thunder and lightning couldn't be bolder
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw0YKg07Zz0
Just say the word and the boys will be right there
With rockets and missiles to lite up the night air
Isn't it fun to have God at your shoulder?
The thunder and lightning couldn't be bolder
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Re: Baghdad Boehner
Oh! I get it Boehner made a blunder got a boo boo on his bungle and it was seen by Baghdad as a blooper. Why didn't you just say that in the first place.
Take me back, so far back, adjust this fate. Afeared lately of pen, in abscence of light. The fear I might stumble upon a plagiarized soul. Wipe this dark slate clean, regain my thought. Add the words that rekindle my depth of soul.
From: Summers Discontent 7-24-02
Sincerely
Michael J Pease
From: Summers Discontent 7-24-02
Sincerely
Michael J Pease
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