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Baghdad Boehner

Post by preston » Fri Nov 22, 2013 4:20 pm

"Immigration reform is absolutely not dead.
I triple guarantee it".

http://fusion.net/leadership/story/boeh ... ead-247322

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Re: Baghdad Boehner

Post by nekot » Fri Nov 22, 2013 10:11 pm

Baghdad Boehner sounds like a great title for a poem.

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Re: Baghdad Boehner

Post by preston » Sat Nov 23, 2013 3:00 am

nekot wrote:Baghdad Boehner sounds like a great title for a poem.

:hello:
That would be right up ET's alley.

Dubya and Dick with a different kinda boner as they reign death and destruction down on Baghdad.

He could dedicate it to Terry - "Honestly, I don't care about a war with Syria." - and all the other good citizens of the New American Empire whose national pride was stirred while glued to their boob tubes watching Operation Shock and Awe as if it were some 4th of July fireworks celebration.


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Re: Baghdad Boehner

Post by MJPease » Sat Nov 23, 2013 11:29 am

Are you sure you can say that on the Pages. That sounds like a Bozo no no to me. I hope you know the line that comes next.
Take me back, so far back, adjust this fate. Afeared lately of pen, in abscence of light. The fear I might stumble upon a plagiarized soul. Wipe this dark slate clean, regain my thought. Add the words that rekindle my depth of soul.

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Re: Baghdad Boehner

Post by Eternum 1 » Sat Nov 23, 2013 4:09 pm

preston wrote:
nekot wrote:Baghdad Boehner sounds like a great title for a poem.

:hello:
That would be right up ET's alley.



Baghdad Boehner



Baghdad Boehner
Is not a misnomer
For a increased
tumescent size

A Simpson named Homer
A Marine called Gomer
by comparison
are worldly and wise

He's a tea partier
like the Mad Hattier
his teacup
with whiskey inside

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Re: Baghdad Boehner

Post by nekot » Sat Nov 23, 2013 5:09 pm

Haha...that's good! :lol:

I imagine he and his siblings had trouble as kids with that last name.
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Re: Baghdad Boehner

Post by preston » Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:06 pm

Bombs away !

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Re: Baghdad Boehner

Post by LadySaturn » Sat Nov 23, 2013 10:07 pm

MJPease wrote:Are you sure you can say that on the Pages. That sounds like a Bozo no no to me. I hope you know the line that comes next.
I'm letting it slide, Mikey.. My god you can't believe the number of things Pops and I let slide from time to time... Good Lord, some of you should have already been locked up in the padded room. But nope we let it slide... Sometimes I feel like a parent. :no:

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Re: Baghdad Boehner

Post by preston » Mon Nov 25, 2013 4:25 am

MJPease wrote:Are you sure you can say that on the Pages. That sounds like a Bozo no no to me.
So when you said No Rules ...
MJPease wrote:New rule for the discussion forum #1 No Rules :mrgreen:
that was like Obama saying if I liked my health insurance plan I could keep it.eh ?

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Re: Baghdad Boehner

Post by LadySaturn » Mon Nov 25, 2013 11:53 pm

:lol: :bow: :bow: :bow:

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Re: Baghdad Boehner

Post by MJPease » Tue Nov 26, 2013 11:03 am

Hello Preston, My no rules was shot down vetoed by Queen Ladysaturn. That's why I made my comment on your Baghdad Boehner. :shrug:
Take me back, so far back, adjust this fate. Afeared lately of pen, in abscence of light. The fear I might stumble upon a plagiarized soul. Wipe this dark slate clean, regain my thought. Add the words that rekindle my depth of soul.

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Re: Baghdad Boehner

Post by LadySaturn » Tue Nov 26, 2013 10:30 pm

And I said I was letting the Texan slide on what he said... Again Mikey, like I explained there needs to be rules without rules there is chaos. Besides, Pops and I have let a lot of things slide.. A lot... :hello:

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Re: Baghdad Boehner

Post by preston » Wed Nov 27, 2013 6:39 am

boner = blooper ... blunder ... boo-boo ... bungle ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw0YKg07Zz0


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Re: Baghdad Boehner

Post by MJPease » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:58 am

Oh! I get it :wink: Boehner made a blunder got a boo boo on his bungle and it was seen by Baghdad as a blooper. Why didn't you just say that in the first place.
Take me back, so far back, adjust this fate. Afeared lately of pen, in abscence of light. The fear I might stumble upon a plagiarized soul. Wipe this dark slate clean, regain my thought. Add the words that rekindle my depth of soul.

From: Summers Discontent 7-24-02

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