A Weasel in my Pants

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Post by Leysa » Tue Aug 26, 2003 5:12 pm

Tee Hee! That was fun!

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Post by Ven » Tue Aug 26, 2003 5:13 pm

ROFLMAO That's really funny <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

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Post by LadySaturn » Tue Aug 26, 2003 6:17 pm

<font face= rockwell color= purple> Oh sweet jesus, now your terrorizing little forrest animals. First it was Preston and his mooning, now it's you and your gun. Sweet mother of saint... Anyway haha funny as usual.

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Post by bags123 » Wed Aug 27, 2003 5:59 am

Thanks for reading guys. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="tongue.gif" />

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Post by debab » Wed Aug 27, 2003 8:40 am

what the heck? weasels huh lol man you
have some issues <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="rolleyes.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[SeeNoEvil]" title="" src="graemlins/seenoevil.gif" />
gerry you are too funny
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Post by preston » Wed Aug 27, 2003 10:16 am

isn't this a children's nursery rhyme

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hi-ho the derio
a weasel in my pants

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Post by LadySaturn » Wed Aug 27, 2003 1:54 pm

<font face= rockwell color= purple>Jesus Preston, no one wants to know about the weasel in your pants. Image

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Post by Nefertari » Wed Aug 27, 2003 9:07 pm

Funny funny funny!! <img border="0" alt="[goofy]" title="" src="graemlins/goofy.gif" />

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Post by bags123 » Thu Aug 28, 2003 6:22 am

Thanks guys......Arghhhhhhhhhhhh............

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Post by Rosehips » Tue Sep 09, 2003 2:42 pm

Jouyous as always what a laugh! I am still trembling! I will have to show it to my roommate! I hope you learned your lesson though! :lol:

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Post by kuperian4ever » Fri Sep 19, 2003 10:25 pm

A freaking laugh riot!! A tale to be told to firelit
faces, campside, when the scary ones have
grown redundent. A good laugh but a thought to
where the weasles are out there in the dark. Quite
and enjoyable read, indeed, bags, indeed.
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Post by bags123 » Thu Sep 25, 2003 12:20 pm

Sorry for the late reply. thanks Rosehips and Kuperian
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Post by Phoenix J. Star » Thu Sep 25, 2003 12:44 pm

Ahh that darn weseal again huh Bags. Sneaky creatures they are. Come right up on you when you least expect it! Funny poem :cheers:
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Post by bags123 » Thu Sep 25, 2003 1:48 pm

Thanks Phoenix. Weasals are troublesome creatures. :shock:
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Post by LadySaturn » Fri Sep 26, 2003 2:27 am

Have you tried putting your socks over the bottom of your pants, that way they can't get in.. Granted you may look like a geek but hey no weasels.. And Preston.. if you even say that the weasel in your pants naturally lives there... I'll dress you up like a woman and drop you off on the planet of inmates.. Their worse than the boys from cell block d.. Image Ooh, better yet I'll force you to marry mary lou, betty lou's sister.. and have you wear the wedding gown. Theif same applies to you too, mister.Image

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