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kuperian4ever
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Menu Venue

Post by kuperian4ever » Sat Dec 28, 2013 1:11 am

Menu venue

Alabaster pudding
Brick dust pie
Toilet pickle cabbage loaf
Pencil neck on rye
Inkjet frittata
Socket wrench soup
Sand blasted pancakes
On the loopty loop
Rubber tree jello
Gravel gumbo slop
Elbow piperoni
Motor oil pop
Nuts and bolts omelet
Shredded carpet pork
Eat with it your fingers
Spoon it with a fork
Inner tube donuts
Naugahyde steak
Banana seat ice cream
Yum I just can’t wait
Toilet plunger goulash
Armpit ice
Ax head carbonate
Ooo won't that be nice
Fart hammer brownies
Runny nose brie
Butt hole coconut
Horse bladder tea
Lung buttered popcorn
Dog belly cream
Eat it like you love it
Tastes like a dream

By Stephen P Kuper
12/28/2013
Last edited by kuperian4ever on Sat Dec 28, 2013 4:34 pm, edited 3 times in total.
Bric-a Brac

Death will be your final victory over life
Rejoice, for victory comes even as you live
Spread your arms and embrace the future

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kuperian4ever
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Re: Menu Venue

Post by kuperian4ever » Sat Dec 28, 2013 1:21 am

Come up with your own menu venue dishes
Just so they fit in with the rhyme and context of the poem...


example:

minute hand spagettie
Nuclear bomb beans
Crappie shorts oatmeal
Mistletoe greens

Have fun
and don't eat too much
Bric-a Brac

Death will be your final victory over life
Rejoice, for victory comes even as you live
Spread your arms and embrace the future

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