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In a Moscow Brothel

Post by heinzs » Mon Jun 17, 2013 5:26 pm

Reprised from the archives:

In a Moscow Brothel

Into the brothel came a man
of rags and filth - the kind you'd ban.
The madam asks his business there,
"I want to see Nastasia fair."

He is denied this prostitute,
she does not serve the destitute.
Her clientele is often chic,
this man does not fit in the clique.

Her fee 1000 rubles cash -
out came his wallet in a flash
and counting out he quickly pays -
1000 on the table lays.

The next day he returns again -
he must be unique among men -
once more denied, once more he paid
1000 on the table laid.

The third day was a great surprise
for suddenly before their eyes
the man appeared for one more time
and put 1000 on the line.

Nastasia can't deny her quest
and asks the uninvited guest
"Where are you from? what brings you here?"
"From Minsk," he answered like a dear.

"I have a sister there does dwell."
"Indeed", he said, "I know her well.
She sent me here to give to you
3000 rubles, now I'm through."
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Re: In a Moscow Brothel

Post by bags123 » Tue Jun 18, 2013 5:54 am

:bow: :hello:
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Re: In a Moscow Brothel

Post by Eternum 1 » Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:32 am

Nicely contrived bawdy adventure, although for Natasha's favors a thousand roubles is only around twenty five to thirty dollars. Might want to index your cost of hanky panky for inflation, my friend.
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Post by heinzs » Tue Jun 18, 2013 5:32 pm

It was an old joke... lol.
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Re: In a Moscow Brothel

Post by bags123 » Tue Jul 16, 2013 7:43 am

Eternum 1 wrote:Nicely contrived bawdy adventure, although for Natasha's favors a thousand roubles is only around twenty five to thirty dollars. Might want to index your cost of hanky panky for inflation, my friend.
and Et's a guy who'd know! :mrgreen:
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