My orchard turns into scrapyard

[Yatib]

My ancient orchard
Right behind my backyard
Now becomes but junkyard

Where you may once find
The old junk of any kind
That can come to mind

[*]

I bribed a mustard
With a piece of faked wild card
To cleanup that junkyard

But it is too hard
For a poor ancient mustard
To make clean the yard

[*]

An old avatar
As well as strange movie star
Or barrel of black tar

A transformator
As well as an allocator
Or dislocator

A graduator
As well as an fornicator
Or combinator

... etc (DIY s'il vous plait)