... on writing really bad poetry

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... on writing really bad poetry

Post by preston » Wed May 02, 2007 1:09 pm

Writing bad poetry is as hard as writing good
I never would have thought that it could

Be this tough
To write bad stuff

So all of you wannabe writer's of bad poetry better beware
Because at your screen you'll probably stare

Spending an inordinate amount of time
Trying to come up with some dumb rhyme

So don't say I didn't warn you
Don't say you never knew

You better be on your guard
Because it really is hard

And when it comes to pass
That you wind up spending most of your time just sitting on your ass

Maybe then you'll decide that you should
Stick to writing poetry that's good


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Post by nekot » Wed May 02, 2007 10:18 pm

Cute ... :lol:


I fit that category!! :mrgreen:
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Post by shawn2005 » Wed May 02, 2007 10:29 pm

i like this and i actually love bad poetry. no one deserves good anything
especially not poetry. you songs in your heart are sacrred
like your children , they are a part of you your creation.
would you whore your children out? i know some would.
the rest would slaughter yours.

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Post by bags123 » Thu May 03, 2007 5:46 am

:thewave:
Spending an inordinate amount of time
Trying to come up with some dumb rhyme

I knew you could do it. :thumbsup:
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Post by Graeme » Thu May 03, 2007 6:43 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by preston » Thu May 03, 2007 8:01 am

bags123 wrote::thewave:
Spending an inordinate amount of time
Trying to come up with some dumb rhyme

I knew you could do it. :thumbsup:
and if you make a mess of your meter
then your bad poetry will be even that much sweeter


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Post by Milk White Chocolate » Thu May 17, 2007 2:53 pm

:lol:

Writing bad poetry is a real art...not many have that talent :wink:
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Post by preston » Sun Sep 16, 2007 11:04 am

Milk White Chocolate wrote::lol:

Writing bad poetry is a real art...not many have that talent :wink:
I've got pages of the stuff.

Maybe I should change my designation form Obtuse Poet to Master of the Art Really Bad Poetry.

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Post by moonflower » Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:40 pm

makes me smile! :mrgreen: :thumbsup:
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Re: ... on writing really bad poetry

Post by Torsten H. Sommer » Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:29 pm

Maybe there's a lesson here for me, too :lol:

Wonder what it is :roll:

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Re: ... on writing really bad poetry

Post by Hareem Alvi » Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:22 pm

lol! its just amazing! hats off!! :thumbsup: i fit in this category too... but the wishes and hopes are still high to write the best everytime. take gud care and keep writing,keep trying!!

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Re: ... on writing really bad poetry

Post by bags123 » Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:06 pm

The bad stuff you write is usually pretty good, but I prefer the good stuff..... usually
I prefer to keep an open mind,....but not so much that my brains fall out.- Carl Sagan
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Re: ... on writing really bad poetry

Post by Leysa » Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:01 am

Congrats on finally getting the bad poetry out! :thumbsup:

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Re: ... on writing really bad poetry

Post by Ven » Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:04 am

:thumbsup: :mrgreen: wicked !
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