A Woman Who Reads

Topics I've started · Post by **heinzs** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:18 pm

And one last one from the wayback machine:

A Woman Who Reads

Her husband caught his limit
returned and moored the boat
an opportunity she took
upon the lake to gently float
and quietly read her book.

The ranger came alongside
accosted her across the bow
"Fishing without permit", he wrote
she closed her book and asked him how –
"The equipment’s all there in the boat."

She raised her brows and looked at him
"I’ll charge you, then, with savage rape!"
"A foul!" he cried, "I’ve laid no hand
upon you!", looking for escape.
"You’ve all the tools..." she took her stand.

The moral of the story pleads
"Don’t mess with a woman who reads."

Post by **bags123** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:59 pm

Post by **moonflower** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:04 am

another great one to re-read!..

psychotic pretender · Post by **psychotic pretender** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 7:42 pm

hahahahaha

i liked this one heinz

Sunset · Post by **Sunset** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:46 am

Thank you for sharing!

Sunset

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