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Post by heinzs » Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:25 pm

Vishnu laughs at Wotan's joke
but Zeus didn't "get it".
Allah and Jehovah pretend
to be Siamese twins.
Bacchus is the life of the party
wearing a lampshade chapeau.
Heavenly champagne flows freely
then it's time to play games again,
but who's got the Blue Marble?
Azazel and Thoth play 'keep away'
but Jesus catches it for a while.
Mephistopheles picks his pocket
and palms it.
By the time the party's done
all the Gods have had a chance
to poke their plaything
leaving it in utter confusion.
Next week the party's at Osiris's.

7/14/05
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Post by Richard taylor » Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:36 pm

brilliant love it.

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Post by bags123 » Thu Jul 14, 2005 2:49 pm

A cosmological treat Heinz. I'll meet you at Osiris's house next week. :mrgreen:
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Post by gordy » Fri Jul 15, 2005 7:53 am

are we a "cats eye" or a "shooter"......? :roll:

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Post by heinzs » Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:28 pm

More of an "aggie"...


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Post by Eternum 1 » Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:22 pm

Had a good chuckle at this one Heinzs. The many avatars of the divine taking turns upon the stage is also thought provoking which the best humor almost always is.

I remember a lady expressing horror at the image of Kali surrounded by skulls and I had to remind her that the crucifixtion is just as grisly a portrayal as Kalis skulls or Odin hanging from a tree to those unfamiliar with different cultures symbols of sacrifice.

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Post by heinzs » Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:11 pm

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Post by richie » Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:42 am

excellent H

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Post by moonflower » Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:59 am

but who's got the Blue Marble?
..ahhh that unanswered question of the ages still remains.. :grin: sorry i missed this one the first time around! :lol: ..
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