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Nefertari
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I like Beer

Post by Nefertari » Mon Aug 16, 2004 1:54 pm

I drink cuz I'm depressed,
I'm depressed cuz I drink,
This is all too deep,
Of thoughts for me to think.
So I'll do the next best thing,
...I'll have a beer,
I'll drink to this, I'll drink to that,
And all in good cheer.
I'll just have another beer.

Suckin' on the suds,
The golden drink goes down.
When I have enough,
I'll get a smile to replace my frown.
So I can do it all again,
Chuggin' down a cold one.
Froth between my lip and gum,
Beer my favorite on my tongue.
The Queen of ancient Egypt, fair and wise.

IT'S DUSTY IN HERE, CLEAN MY PYRAMID!

The Nile is rising...now I've got MUD!!

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Post by VivaldiFall » Thu Aug 19, 2004 8:54 am

That's outstanding Nef. It makes me feel good to read about beer.


--Jay

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Post by Candy_Cane » Thu Aug 19, 2004 11:17 am

VivaldiFall wrote:That's outstanding Nef. It makes me feel good to read about beer.
It sure does Jay :lol:

Nice poem Nef , really funny . :cheers:

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Post by Leysa » Thu Aug 19, 2004 2:11 pm

*sigh* Makes me thirsty ... I wish it were quitting time. But then again, to quote Jimmy Buffet and Alan Jackson: "It's 5 o'clock somewhere" so pass me a cold one! :cheers:

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Post by Amathir » Fri Aug 20, 2004 9:47 pm

Quote the Homer:
mmmmm, beer

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Post by Nefertari » Sat Aug 21, 2004 9:07 am

Thanks for reading everyone! Have a cold one on me!! :cool:
The Queen of ancient Egypt, fair and wise.

IT'S DUSTY IN HERE, CLEAN MY PYRAMID!

The Nile is rising...now I've got MUD!!

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Post by heinzs » Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:35 am

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Post by moonflower » Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:49 pm

:thumbsup: ..icy-cold beer is sooo good! :mrgreen:
inside each soul there is music...let the music play..

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Re: I like Beer

Post by wadley gurl » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:09 pm

:cheers: :thumbsup:
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