My Dog is the Antichrist

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My Dog is the Antichrist

Post by third libra » Sun Sep 07, 2003 6:17 pm

My dog is the antichrist
He eats cheese and rice
He made love late last night
That's why he's the antichrist

He drinks Smirnoff Ice
He terrorizes children at night
He worships women's underwear
That's why he's the antichrist

Burn down the towns
And blow up the villages!

He's a victim of the judicial system
Too bad his parents never missed him
Always dying to piss them off
Now's he's unemployed playing golf

Burn down the towns
And blow up the villages!
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Post by thief of dreams » Sun Jul 18, 2004 9:14 am

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Post by heinzs » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:52 pm

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Re: My Dog is the Antichrist

Post by third libra » Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:10 pm

lol
“No one ultimately knows what they’re saying anyway. Are we really making art? Art doesn’t belong to us. It doesn’t belong to people, it belongs to the universe. It comes FROM the universe. It comes THROUGH us. When I write something, I think I know what I’m saying, but I never pretend to know the full meaning of the words.”

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Re: My Dog is the Antichrist

Post by heinzs » Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:53 pm

:mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: My Dog is the Antichrist

Post by Milk White Chocolate » Thu Nov 01, 2007 4:14 pm

:shock: I am lost for words...
By the way, :?: what does your dog look like...just to avoid him if ever I cross his path? :grin:

A peculiar and interesting write :thumbsup:
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Re: My Dog is the Antichrist

Post by wadley gurl » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:07 pm

:lol: :mrgreen:
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Re: My Dog is the Antichrist

Post by pb72 » Sun Nov 23, 2008 2:17 am

Should I be worried because this makes some sense to me?

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Re: My Dog is the Antichrist

Post by Twaddle » Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:24 pm

That is some dog!
One loses interest
in that
which bears no mystery,
And holds no promise...

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Re: My Dog is the Antichrist

Post by Moushka » Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:08 pm

Poop, Pekinese, or Pointer?? :mrgreen:
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