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by LadySaturn
Wed Aug 27, 2003 1:54 pm
Forum: Funny Business
Topic: A Weasel in my Pants
Replies: 121
Views: 21496

A Weasel in my Pants

<font face= rockwell color= purple>Jesus Preston, no one wants to know about the weasel in your pants. Image
by LadySaturn
Wed Aug 27, 2003 12:58 am
Forum: Prose, Stories, Roleplays, Story Poems and Epics
Topic: The files
Replies: 15
Views: 2368

The files

THE FILES As the the Detective sits down to his morning cup of coffee, he opens up a file, one that contains the where abouts of two muses. Lady Saturn's and Preston's. He starts to read... August 21, 2,003: They steal a beer truck and head to the borders of Mexico, where they meet a man named Paco ...
by LadySaturn
Tue Aug 26, 2003 6:17 pm
Forum: Funny Business
Topic: A Weasel in my Pants
Replies: 121
Views: 21496

A Weasel in my Pants

<font face= rockwell color= purple> Oh sweet jesus, now your terrorizing little forrest animals. First it was Preston and his mooning, now it's you and your gun. Sweet mother of saint... Anyway haha funny as usual.
by LadySaturn
Mon Apr 21, 2003 10:59 pm
Forum: Prose, Stories, Roleplays, Story Poems and Epics
Topic: My Best Friend's Wife
Replies: 11
Views: 2342

My Best Friend's Wife

And why can't I hear about it? http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/cwm/3dlil/eek13.gif http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/cwm/3dlil/eek13.gif http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/cwm/3dlil/eek13.gif http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/cwm/3dlil/eek13.gif http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/cwm/...
by LadySaturn
Sun Apr 20, 2003 10:09 pm
Forum: Prose, Stories, Roleplays, Story Poems and Epics
Topic: My Best Friend's Wife
Replies: 11
Views: 2342

My Best Friend's Wife

Whoa, this came out of left field. A whole other side of Preston, I thought I'd never see.
by LadySaturn
Tue Jan 07, 2003 12:44 am
Forum: Members' Poetry Vaults
Topic: Lady Saturn
Replies: 18
Views: 6732

part twelve

Part Twelve <a name="#one hundred ninety five"> "Missing" </a> Oh where, oh where, can Preston be. I've got his P.O on the phone, bitching at me. http://users.skynet.be/gedi/emoticons4u/mad/1018.gif Seems he's violated his parole. And will be sent back to prison, if he don't see his P.O. soon. http...
by LadySaturn
Sat Dec 21, 2002 6:49 pm
Forum: Members' Poetry Vaults
Topic: Lady Saturn
Replies: 18
Views: 6732

Part eleven

Part Eleven <a name="#one hundred seventy six"> "Strong" </a> I see the secrets you hide, in those eyes of yours. I see the soul you hide, in the depths of your eyes. And I wonder, who could of hurt you so, to make you want to hide. Who could of made a grown man, like yourself, want to cry sometime...
by LadySaturn
Fri Dec 20, 2002 2:05 pm
Forum: Members' Poetry Vaults
Topic: Lady Saturn
Replies: 18
Views: 6732

Part 10

Part Ten <a name="#one hundred fifty three"> "Last Call" </a> She hangs out, with Michael, as they drink their cares away. No worries. Just a girl and an angel. Drinking their cares away. The world, and God, can wait. They don't feel much like fighting today. The Devil, and Hell, can wait. They don...
by LadySaturn
Wed Dec 18, 2002 11:55 pm
Forum: Members' Poetry Vaults
Topic: Lady Saturn
Replies: 18
Views: 6732

"P.M.S."

Part Nine Dedicated to my ex. <a name="#one hundred thirty six"> "P.M.S" </a> You must be so insecure, you have to latch on to the past. That no longer exists. Hell, your one of those men, that can't seen to let things go. But then again, why doesn't that suprise me. You were always the type, to ru...
by LadySaturn
Tue Dec 17, 2002 1:14 am
Forum: Members' Poetry Vaults
Topic: Lady Saturn
Replies: 18
Views: 6732

Part Eight <a name="#one hundred fifteen"> "Dedicated to a Liar" </a> You think you can walk in to my world. Take my life, and what little fame I have. And that I'll sit back and not say a word. I worked hard for what I got. I'll be damned if I let you take it all away. Using it for your own gain, ...
by LadySaturn
Fri Dec 06, 2002 12:00 am
Forum: Prose, Stories, Roleplays, Story Poems and Epics
Topic: Brothers( its about wars)
Replies: 3
Views: 1043

Brothers( its about wars)

*Applauds Leah* This really makes you think and tugs at your heart. Wonderfully written. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="smile.gif" /> I also agree with Heinzs. But we all seem to forget we let greed, power and our egos get the best of us and that's why we never truly learn our lessons b...
by LadySaturn
Fri Nov 15, 2002 1:08 am
Forum: Prose, Stories, Roleplays, Story Poems and Epics
Topic: The Adventures of Julianna and Gizmo cont.
Replies: 4
Views: 1053

The Adventures of Julianna and Gizmo cont.

OMG, he saw her naked didn't he? He liked videotaped her or something didn't he? What happens next? God the suspense is killing me. What happens, what happens? *Screams and passes out* [img]images/smiles/icon_cool.gif[/img]
by LadySaturn
Thu Nov 14, 2002 12:42 am
Forum: Members' Poetry Vaults
Topic: Lady Saturn
Replies: 18
Views: 6732

Part seven

Part Seven <a name="#ninety one"> "Angel Blood" </a> Daughter of a Warlord. Daughter of an ArchAngel. She has angel blood in her. She fights the world, with what she's been given. A sword, and a book of God's word. She's gone off to battle. Against hell's army, and the Devil. Who would of thought, ...
by LadySaturn
Fri Oct 18, 2002 3:16 am
Forum: Prose, Stories, Roleplays, Story Poems and Epics
Topic: BRONX MAFIA- CHAPTER ONE
Replies: 1
Views: 1181

BRONX MAFIA- CHAPTER ONE

For MoonGem, because she requested it. Sorry it took so long to post been busy. If it looks funky, it's because I copied out of my microsofts program. Sorry. CHAPTER ONE “What the....?” I started to exclaim, as I read the latest reports on the war. I was in my room sitting behind my desk. My room co...
by LadySaturn
Tue Oct 15, 2002 3:25 am
Forum: Members' Poetry Vaults
Topic: Lady Saturn
Replies: 18
Views: 6732

MY LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT, BIN LADEN, TERRORISTS IN GENERAL

Part Six I wrote this out of anger, it sort of rhymes in a poetry sense. By the way this is only part one. <a name="#seventy eight"> "My Letter To The Music World" </a> What the hell is this? I turn on my T.V., and I see this mess. Rappers talking about getting high. Female pop stars, prancing arou...

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